Gas Station Catering? Two of the Worst Meals On United Out of Aruba

by Anthony Losanno
UA Aruba Meals

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United Airlines has been generally improving its meal quality in First Class. I’ve recently reviewed its Tortellini en Brodo, Cheese Enchiladas, Cheese Plate, and Beef Melt Sandwich. These all ranged from decent to good and were marked improvements for what has been served before. I was not prepared for the slop served on a recent flight from Aruba’s Queen Beatrix International Airport (AUA) as it made a meal purchased at a gas station seem like haute cuisine in comparison.

The flight was catered in Aruba and at an outstation you’re never sure what you’re going to get. We preordered the meals and chose one of each of the two selections. These included simply named “Penne Pasta” and “Grilled Chicken Breast.” One would not think these simple dishes could be bungled so badly, but the caterers found a way.

UA Penne Aruba

The Penne Pasta was overcooked and flavorless. The peppers were so cooked that they had zero flavor or texture. There was hardly any sauce on the dish and what was there tasted like nothing. The green salad was fine and the bread roll was also served warm (no complaints there). I just wish this dish had any semblance of flavor or consistency.

UA Chicken Aruba

The Grilled Chicken Breast was also flavorless unless smothered with the brown sauce that accompanied it. It was incredibly tough and my husband spent his meal time sawing through it. Sides were the same as what was served with the Penne.

UA Dessert Aruba

The real abomination on the tray was the dessert. I still can’t tell if it was meant to be a coconut cake or a dry tres leches cake. Either way, the cake was desert dry and the frosting was grainy, artificial and just gross.

Anthony’s Take: I realize that this is a “First-World Problem,” but when you’re paying for a premium experience it should at least be edible. In the past, I have compared Polaris® meals to prison food. I think that analogy is too kind here. I get that this was not catered from a hub, but United should demand better quality.

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